Just the Ticket

Zenebusted Omniscope by Sean Article Wilkinson Shakespeare once wrote that life is a tale told by an idiot. Tom Cochrane once wrote that life is a highway. I once wrote that life is a desert, so vast and disorienting and full of impossible things trying to survive in a place so inhospitable that even the persistent rainfall vaporizes before it can accomplish anything. I was maybe six or seven at the time. Now, over thirty years later, I wrote these last three sentences because I needed an intro and they were the first things I could think of. So, yeah; life is a desert highway told by an idiot, full of farts and stubborn raindrops, signifying that I'm gonna ride it all night long. [Insert Jaws beach-closure joke here], just like my sarcasm. Subtle. And hyphens and exclamation points. And justice for Mole ! And Floppy-Hatted Redneck Guy ! And without further adieu (except for when this post is over), let's get dangerous! Grimm Fairy Tales April Fools Editions If April Fool...

Content Calendar Announcement, Week of March 29, 2026 by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. The Ticketmaster. It doesn't benefit me to repeat myself about how the last two weeks of March have gone, so all I'm going to say here is that because April is when we have the day of fools and Easter, most of the content this month will be related to that, so expect some more Lovecraft, Dexter, and a few isekai reviews in the weeks to come. Weekly  TBT '26  pushes will still be a thing on my socials as I promote my old posts one Thursday at a time (as life permits) because you seem to really like that, but aside from this post containing the April calendar, I'll most likely not do weekly  Time Drops  this month (just like March) so I can slow the  Just the Ticket Countdown to One Thousand  and give myself more time to create with quality. Also, thank you again for all for your views and support (the Road to 10k Views per month is still a path I resolve to travel this year ...

Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Animeister of April Fools I had originally planned to do a prank issue of Dragon Blog  Z  today, wherein I answered the question of what would happen if the original Dragon Ball  and Z  ended after the Cell Games and we went right into the Battle Of Gods  movie, a.k.a. Dragon Ball Super 's first anime arc. It was going to be something along the lines of "Goku's dead and Vegeta's a jerk because he never got that closure to his character arc from sacrificing himself against Buu, so there aren't enough pure-hearted Saiyans to do the God ritual when Beerus shows up, and he destroys Earth for wasting his time, the end." And that would have been when I announced the beginning of a new What If? (I have the beginnings of a first arc written for the real   What If the Buu Saga Never Happened? ) But the combination of my laziness and the thought that it would be disrespectful to do a Dragon Ball  What If? prank a month after...

  Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. The Ticketmaster, As you might know, on a dark and stormy night, when the sun was out and it was raining cats and dogs into the sky like Julianne Moore at the end of that one movie , one of those dogs ate my homework, so here's the content schedule for the coming week: Monday (April 3) - Dragon Blog Super #12: What If GOKU Were NEVER BORN? (Sega Genesis) Tuesday (April 4) - NPO #22: The Touch Of A Button Wednesday (April 5) -  GFT  Retrospective #44:  Devil May Cry   (Prelude) Thursday (April 6) -  TBT 2023:  Venom: Let There Be Carnage   (on  Tumblr ,  Reddit , and  Facebook ) Friday (April 7) - Just the Ticket #666: Every Children Of the Corn  Movie Saturday (April 8) - NPO #23: Hang In There, Baby! Sunday (April 9) -  Time Drops #11: Week Of April 10, 2022 It just occurred to me that when I copied Steamed Hams into last week's Time Drops , I forgot that I was obviously grilled. Sorry...