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Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Ticketmaster Happy Thanksgiving, Ticketholders! By the time you read this, I will most likely have cooked and eaten a balanced breakfast (balanced on a large waffle, that is), composed my social media promotional materials, and begun helping prepare a meal of pork tenderloin, rice, stuffing, biscuits, gravy, cranberry sauce, and bacon-wrapped peppers for an early dinner. I am thankful to still have a job and income, a place to live, and a family who is willing to support me in these challenging times. And I am thankful to whatever source of strength I am able to call upon that I have not succumbed to the temptations of financially crippling RNG in the face of a potentially catastrophic future for the country I love and reap the benefits of living in every single day. Now that our senile, sadistic, pathological, McCarthyist President-elect has seemingly had all legal action against him dropped because people who presumably went to prestigious schoo...

Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. He Who Blogs Behind the Times Happy Halloween, Ticketholders! Well, I was warned not to subject myself to this series. My co-workers, several YouTube videos, and review aggregation sites all told me that the Children Of the Corn  franchise was awful and shouldn't exist. But just like a stubborn, stupid, contrarian road-tripper in...well...a Children Of the Corn  movie, I didn't listen because plans are plans, promises are promises, and I occasionally "like" to do this to myself. We'll see how well my will and investment hold up.... Speaking of liking things, please remember to comment at the bottom of this post,  Become A Ticketholder  because I know you haven't already, help out my ad revenue as you read, and follow me on  Tumblr ,  Reddit ,  Facebook , and  LinkedIn  to like what you see and receive the latest kernels of news on my corntent. Because I'm trying to put this off for as long as possible (I'm ed...