Just the Ticket #67: Sequel-itis
Men in Black 3, The Dark Knight Rises, Expendables 2 Today, we enter the world of worlds we have entered before. That's right, Ticketholders! It's time to look at movies that have either benefited or suffered from the effects of Sequel-itis. Do not take Sequel-itis if you are taking MAOI's, are pregnant or planning to become pregnant, are having trouble sleeping, or like your favorite movie just the way it is. Some side-effects of Sequel-itis may include blurred vision, headaches, financial loss, bouts of uncontrollable screaming, excessive gimmickry, deja vu, boredom or depression, blindness, deafness, night terrors, bladder infection, persistent catch phrases, vomiting, loss of appetite, diarrhea, constipation, impotence, anal leakage, and death. Do not start or stop taking Sequel-itis without consulting your local movie critic, as it may conflict with other cinema-related medications, such as Franchizine, Remagine, Remakelin, Rebootrin, or Re-Hash. To be Expendable