Just the Ticket

Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Ticketmaster Happy Thanksgiving, Ticketholders! By the time you read this, I will most likely have cooked and eaten a balanced breakfast (balanced on a large waffle, that is), composed my social media promotional materials, and begun helping prepare a meal of pork tenderloin, rice, stuffing, biscuits, gravy, cranberry sauce, and bacon-wrapped peppers for an early dinner. I am thankful to still have a job and income, a place to live, and a family who is willing to support me in these challenging times. And I am thankful to whatever source of strength I am able to call upon that I have not succumbed to the temptations of financially crippling RNG in the face of a potentially catastrophic future for the country I love and reap the benefits of living in every single day. Now that our senile, sadistic, pathological, McCarthyist President-elect has seemingly had all legal action against him dropped because people who presumably went to prestigious schoo...