NPO #20: Why I Liked Reading Dean Koontz Novels

Article by Sean Wilkinson,
a.k.a. One Dean Koontz fan.

I miss reading. I haven't touched a physical book in over five years, and I haven't read a properly edited digital book in months, unless you count my fanfiction blog posts, which is both a stretch and an ego flex. Maybe I'll go back to my Kindle app when this whole school thing is behind me. This sort of fits my "twisted love" theme for the month of February, I needed a retro thing to post this week, and I published this post exactly eleven years ago on a side-blog that I no longer post to, so let's take a look back at

Piece Offerings #15: Why I Like Reading Dean Koontz Novels
FROM July 22, 2011 OR February 20, 2012 (Blogger Date): Dean Koontz writes the strangest things in the most deadpan, matter-of-fact tone.
Case in point, the following excerpt from The Good Guy, page 41:

"Linda, the reason I'm here--"
"Come along. I'm working in the kitchen." Leading him across the living room, she said over her shoulder, "Max assured me you're not the type to stab me in the back and rape my corpse."
"I ask him to vouch for me, and that's what he tells you?"
As he followed her along a hallway, she said, 'He told me you were a talented mason and an honest man. I had to squeeze the rest out of him. He really didn't want to commit to an opinion of your possible homicidal and necrophillic tendencies."
A car was parked in the kitchen.

All I could think before reading any further was "WTF? Oh, OK. Wow!"
Then a car drove through my kitchen.
Ticketmaster,
Out.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Stay Tuned #55: Goosebumps (Disney+ Season One)

Image
Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Ticketmaster I'm confused, Ticketholders. And disappointed in the lack of originality in visual media over the past few years. On top of the Fear Street trilogy and the TV series I'm reviewing today, I've also been watching the first season of Yellowjackets on Netflix because Paramount+ (like a broken floor scrubber) has a lot of buffering issues. All three are either set in or flash back to the 90s, and include a lot of the same songs and relationship dynamics (troubled same-sex couple, love triangle, toxic relationship, etc.). So the plot points and characters start to bleed together (heh; horror puns...) after awhile. But that doesn't make them bad products on their own merits. By my own actions, my merits (viewer analytics) have diminished significantly this month, so please remember to  Become A Ticketholder  if you haven't already, comment your thoughts on the Goosebumps reboot at the bottom of this post, help out my
Read more

Zenescope - Omnibusted #26: Grimm Fairy Tales TPB Volume 10

Image
Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Omnibuster I know that this is the third of these I've done in a row, but I have an established pattern to adhere to, so let's get Omnibusted ...again! As suggested by  Volume Nine , the Grimm Fairy Tales  issues contained in the Volume Ten Trade Paperback will continue to follow the journey of Sela and her companions through Myst. According to the  Zenescope Entertainment Wiki Chronological Reading Order , Volume Ten is also the last before Zenescope's first two big event series ( Myths & Legends  and  The Dream Eater Saga ). And Volume Ten marks the first time since  GFT #49  that an issue (or in this case, an entire Volume of issues) has gone untitled on the credits page. Speaking of The Dream Eater Saga , the zero issue of that series was featured as the short story for Volume Ten, as opposed to past Volumes having original short stories (or in one case so far, a Swimsuit Special) that added lore to the series. But because I wou
Read more

Dragon Blog Daima #23: Chatty

Image
Article by Sean Wilkinson, a.k.a. the Animeister My plan to record footage of me playing the new Vampire Survivors ' Ode to Castlevania DLC didn't pan out the way I wanted (because the update is massive -  or as MasakoX once pronounced it, which feels like a more appropriate expression, "ma- hoo -sive" - and I don't have the time, desire, or phone memory to devote to entire days of recording). But I'm still enjoying the experience of unlocking the new characters (there's a guy with a grenade launcher! A whip that explodes!), discovering the new quality of life changes (there's a map zoom now!), and exploring the environment (Dracula's castle! Hidden forest clearings! Giant bosses! Metroid vania -style progression unlocks! Platforming in a horde survival roguelike‽). And I don't think I'm even halfway done yet! So if you love playing Castlevania (or watching people on the internet play Castlevania ), give Vampire Survivors and the Ode t
Read more