Just the Ticket

Zenebusted Omniscope by Sean Article Wilkinson Shakespeare once wrote that life is a tale told by an idiot. Tom Cochrane once wrote that life is a highway. I once wrote that life is a desert, so vast and disorienting and full of impossible things trying to survive in a place so inhospitable that even the persistent rainfall vaporizes before it can accomplish anything. I was maybe six or seven at the time. Now, over thirty years later, I wrote these last three sentences because I needed an intro and they were the first things I could think of. So, yeah; life is a desert highway told by an idiot, full of farts and stubborn raindrops, signifying that I'm gonna ride it all night long. [Insert Jaws beach-closure joke here], just like my sarcasm. Subtle. And hyphens and exclamation points. And justice for Mole ! And Floppy-Hatted Redneck Guy ! And without further adieu (except for when this post is over), let's get dangerous! Grimm Fairy Tales April Fools Editions If April Fool...