Just the Ticket #16: Tinker, Tailor, Waste of Time

I have seen many movies in my life, but I have seldom, if ever, seen a movie as boring and pointless as Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
Bringing a miniscule iota of character to an otherwise bland production is Gary Oldman (Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy) as retired spy George Smiley, who according to the film's synopsis, is supposed to help MI-6 uncover a Russian mole in their organization during the Cold War.
But what the trailer advertised as an exciting, punctuated spy-hunter yarn actually consisted of roughly two hours of Oldman and several nondescript, personality-void Brits driving out to the middle of nowhere to walk aimlessly while dropping insignificant names and discussing events we never get to see. Meanwhile, various faceless Russains, Hungarians, and other Eastern Europeans, accompanied by subtitles that are both too small and too fast to read, are assassinating unremarkable film extras in an effort to shock the sleeping viewer awake long enough to realize that the pointless talk has been ceaseless as well.
When the highlight of a spy film is a cameo by a Russian Santa Claus, don't waste your money.
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