Just the Ticket

Expendables 2 & Men in Black 3 Today, we enter the world of worlds we have entered before. That's right, Ticketholders! It's time to look at movies that have either benefited or suffered from the effects of Sequel-itis. Do not take Sequel-itis if you are taking MAOI 's, are pregnant or planning to become pregnant, are having trouble sleeping, or like your favorite movie just the way it is. Some side-effects of Sequel-itis may include blurred vision, headaches, financial loss, bouts of uncontrollable screaming, excessive gimmickry, déjà vu , boredom or depression, blindness, deafness, night terrors, bladder infection, persistent catch phrases, vomiting, loss of appetite, diarrhea, constipation, impotence, anal leakage, and death. Do not start or stop taking Sequel-itis without consulting your local movie critic, as it may conflict with other cinema-related medications, such as Franchizine, Remagine, Remakelin, Rebootrin, or Re-Hash. To be Expendable  is to not be c...