Just the Ticket #203: Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare
Article by Sean Wilkinson, Trying to think Happy Thoughts.... I can't fly, Ticketholders, especially not for today's in-flight fustercluck of an entry in the Twisted Childhood Universe . At least it's better than the first Blood & Honey ...but that's a low bar that doesn't require magic or stellar navigation to clear. Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare is one of those movies that, you can tell from some of the posters, needs all the deceptive marketing it can get: a title hastily designed and assembled in a Photoshop knockoff (I can say that because I used one to make my banner for this review, and aside from not being able to capture the distortion or shape of the fonts used, I did it fairly quickly), padding the poster with multiple versions of the same characters to make the cast look bigger, a sinister-looking villain with a cheap but creepy mask to invite speculation and curiosity,.... It screams " Full Moon meets The Asylum , but British," an...